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Guac

Used to describe a trick ass hoe.
by matt December 28, 2004
mugGet the Guacmug.

gew

Word used in place of saying "Jew" so that others around you dont know what your talking about.
"God your such of Gew. You wont give me any money"
by Matt April 5, 2004
mugGet the gewmug.

CSI

CSI stands for "Crime Scene Investigation," which as the name implies are a group of individuals, usually forensic scientists, within a police force who examine and process a crime scene and the evidence found there. It is also a show on CBS with reruns on SpikeTV. There are three forms of the show: CSI, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Many claim that CSI is CBS's stylized response to the show Law & Order on NBC. However, the television show is just a glamorized, more "viewer friendly" view of the real CSI job.
(Taken from www.vgcats.com) "In the normal world, CSI, or Crime Scene Investigators, collect and analyze information on a crime. Their findings are then passed on to the detectives and other authorities as the criminal case makes its way down the system. However, in TV, show the CSI investigators take on nearly all aspects of the case. Even arresting and interviewig suspects. Making them some sort of Judge Dredd enforcement officer. A complete package of Judge, Jury, and Executer."
Although I like CSI and Law & Order, I personally prefer Law & Order because it's more realistic. Also, since I'm pre-law, I was upset with the court scenes on CSI.
by Matt September 8, 2005
mugGet the CSImug.

NeogeN

A legendary CS player that ownz all. Hes so good he goes 1v5 vs cal-i teams and pwnz there faces. KTHX he ownz joo.
NeogeN would own you if he was here.
by Matt December 23, 2003
mugGet the NeogeNmug.

Forrest Gump

1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.
1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!
by Matt September 8, 2003
mugGet the Forrest Gumpmug.

Nuccuhz

Yo Nuccuhz! Lmmfao Sup!?
by Matt February 4, 2004
mugGet the Nuccuhzmug.

Log Taster

A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo.
Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster!
by Matt November 10, 2003
mugGet the Log Tastermug.

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