Mark's definitions

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004

monkey

creature used as a metaphor for busy thoughts that scamper, usually in large groups, through the jungle that is your brain.

Man, couldn't sleep last night - monkies were running through the trees!

by Mark May 20, 2004

Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

Boggie

A dirty fat boong who eats rats for breakfast

Hey! Is he/she a boggie??

by Mark August 25, 2004

Bag Up

To leaugh real hard at something
To be caught or arrested by the police

by Mark April 14, 2003

Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005