Mark's definitions

wisey

a man whose spouse regularly cheats on him with members of the West Indian community

Leroy, Winston and Delroy have been round to sort out that fat wisey's missus

by mark September 9, 2003

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 9, 2004

Skunkgoth

A street punk influenced by SkinHead, punk and early gothic styles of music and dress.

The skunkgoth drank 8 pints of snakebite and black and started slamdancing to Bauhaus.

by Mark October 25, 2003

washington township high school

the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.

i wish i could go to "twp"

by mark April 25, 2005

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

avast

A term commonly used by pirates and pirate wannabes. Means cease and desist.

Arr, avast lest ye want yer captain te chop off ye balls!

by Mark November 29, 2004

Zoi

1: Noun- A person who has been known to have a way of confusing you, but still makes it all right.
2: Verb - To catch on fire, set an item on fire, to mispell the easyest of words.

1: "Geeze. the way you said that makes you sound like Zoi"
2: "Well..you see.. I pulled a sort of Zoi and set my let on fire"

by Mark November 26, 2003