Definitions by Mark

Ocean Monger 

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

Ocean Monger by Mark January 18, 2004

The Bob 

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

The Bob by Mark January 18, 2004

Peen 

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

Peen by Mark January 14, 2004

Anarchy

Anarchy is easily summed up in four worsds "No Gods, No Masters"

please someone put avril out of her misery

Anarchy by Mark January 11, 2004

window licker 

a spastic,learning disabilities

spastic, learning disabilities, retarded person.

window licker by mark January 10, 2004

guideon 

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

guideon by mark January 9, 2004

Stroke 

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

Stroke by Mark January 9, 2004