jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

by mark July 28, 2005

Cuntox

Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack

I was walking down the street and saw that Cuntox Shannon offering hand jobs for crack

by Mark November 25, 2003

Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003

Tittie Baby

A chiefly southern expression used as a derogatory term towards someone who is acting unusually whiney, timid, or otherwise cowardly.

Quit being such a tittie baby and go kick that rottweiler in the nuts!

by Mark March 24, 2004

bottle of bub

Bottle of Champagne

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.

by Mark October 08, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

phillever

(n) a gay man with all the trappings of homosexuality except the sex life

You're a right phillever with your Samsung mobile and leather shoulder bag

by mark September 09, 2003