Mark's definitions

flobby

Abi Bygrave

Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?

by mark October 1, 2003

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Mark January 19, 2004

JEDI

Someone with high skills to do almost anything when comes between a battle, With a kick ass lightsaber color :D.

Mark will become a known jedi for centuries

by Mark December 1, 2003

Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

by mark September 10, 2003

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 1, 2005

Blasturbation

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Did you hear the drummer from that grind band? Total blasturbation.

by Mark May 26, 2004