flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown

On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.

by Marc December 11, 2003

stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

by Marc September 20, 2004

Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.

In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.

by Marc April 04, 2005

blue balls

When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint

Oh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*

by Marc December 19, 2003

shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front

Ralph is shit-nuts

by Marc December 15, 2002

sacktate

Slang for the word ejaculation, which uses a combination of the word "sack" (in reference to the scrotum) and "lactate", due to the secretion of fluids.

Dude, her butt is so nice, I basically sacktate every time I see it.

by Marc May 19, 2010

Billywitch

A term used for a Cockchafer in Suffolk England UK

by Marc October 15, 2003