M 's definitions

uliboob

V. uliboob
-- To perform the act of placing an object ;(preferably a childs plastic golf club) between ones legs in the crotch region;(either performed from the front or behind) While exclaiming the term 'uliboob' loudly.

She uliboobs me all of the time now.

He really likes to get an uliboob.

My uliboober was broken, but i fixed it with some duct tape.

the uliboobee is the one that is getting uliboobed, by the uliboober.

by m April 20, 2004

fierce tuna bowl

variant of tuna bowl. Fierce tuna bowls occur when you got one of those athletic chicks (the feminist type that don't shave or at least trim) and they decide to go do some physically demanding activity, like playing soccer or running a marathon. During the activity they drink lots of FIERCE GATORADE(TM) and sweat like fat guys at 10PM when the AYCE buffet is closing. Afterwards, they neglect to wash themselves or their undies, and in fact, leave them on.

A: "So how did he die?"
B: "Well, you know that damn girlfriend of his--always running marathons and all sorts of that bullshit--plus he's a little bitch. Anyway, he went down on her after one of her "training sessions" and next thing you know... Doctors are calling it death by asphyxia, but his family is trying to press charges."
A: "On what grounds?"
B: "Well, they want to get FIERCE TUNA BOWLS added to hate crime laws."
A: "Ohhhhh..."

by M January 31, 2005

cox high school

Cox high school is a place where, if you're a girl, it's all about what size pants you wear (preferrably size 0 if you want to be cool), what size boobs you have (preferrably a full C or D if you want any guys), and how many older guys you've dated. For guys, on the other hand, it's all about what kind of skate shoes you have, how low you wear you pants, and how many girls' virginity you have taken. Cox is quite possibly the most superficial place on the planet. Everyone walks around with their noses in the air, ESPECIALLY if we're at another school for an away football game for example. Cox will come there invading the hell out of that turf (even though our football team sucks). We still think we run shop wherever we go. There are maybe 2 ugly cars in the parking lot, IF THAT. Everyone drives a nice vehicle, and you see all of these same cars at 81st street everyday at 12:20 when the seniors get out. To sum it all up, Cox is full of rich, snobby, white, blonde-headed little beach kids who think they're on the O.C. But it's damn fun and it taught my ass how to party.

We had an away football game at Green Run and somebody got shot. Serves our snobby asses right for trotting into that sketchball school acting like hot shit.

by M March 8, 2005

kalopsia

"A condition where one is deceived into thinking things are of higher quality than they actually are."

He thought Anna Nicole was attractive, he was obviously suffering from kalopsia

by m October 22, 2003

stogie

long and usually crooked cigarello of marijuana

pass the stoogie dude

by M December 24, 2006

cuntsticks

I thought it was an old witches implement for the application of entheogenic pastes to the semi-permeable membranes inside the cunt.

'ere Gytha get some of this henbane on ya cuntstick and we can go trippin'

by M March 25, 2004

scene slut

pretty much every girl in the scene.

that scene girl is a slut

by m March 25, 2005