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jackin' the box

My mom can't make it to church today because they're showing a marathon of B.J. and the Bear reruns on tv. She's gonna be inside jackin' the box to Greg Evigan and his stupid monkey until she runs outta twat juice.

That crazy bitch needs to take herself some Xanaps. Have you ever heard of such fucktardation in your life? Oh excuse me...I just performed a manual release. Better hold yer breath, just in case this one is an anal apparition.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 27, 2009
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fried butterfly

The most special of all lady parts. The front hole.
People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 12, 2020
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Russian Roomba

A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.

This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.

Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019
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Charge the mound

She sucked my dick so hard, I had to charge the mound.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 17, 2023
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The Oracle

A synonym for the interwebs, especially when used to seek very specific information for the purpose of settling an argument, wager, or simply to satisfy the randomly curious mind.

The Oracle is rarely consulted within the confines of a sketch pad, such as a crack house.
person a: 'When did George W. Bush get busted for cocaine possession?'

person b: 'I don't know - let's ask The Oracle!'
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 25, 2008
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paper food

Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.

If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.
The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.

Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2017
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david lee roth

Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.


Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.

Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 26, 2009
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