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Piece of internet currency distriubted by Xanga.com. Many people find this currency to be of very high value, while in truth it is worthless.
by Kevin January 16, 2005

Drawn from the mass suicide of 914 followers of cult leader Jim Jones in 1978 by drinking Flavor-Aid laced with cyanide (known as the "Jonestown Massacre"). Someone who "Drank the Kool-Aid" has so bought into their leader's vision or cause they will blindly follow to their own doom.
Other companies adapted and were successful. However, James continued to believe his bosses were right not to adapt--even after the company had to file for bankruptcy. James really "drank the Kool-Aid".
by Kevin November 10, 2004

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004

by Kevin August 14, 2004

If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak
by Kevin March 9, 2005

by Kevin December 7, 2004
