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Definitions by Kevin

going kucich 

v. staying in your room and making minimal human contact until January for some trivial thing; getting overly upset about a trivial thing; self-mutilation or suicide
John went kucich after his girlfriend said she would love to hump Ben Affleck
going kucich by Kevin October 25, 2004

mertonize 

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.
I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.
mertonize by Kevin October 23, 2004

mardraploop 

a poop so big you can't flush it with out breaking it up into smaller pieces first with a plunger or toilet brush
lol omg plz i just droped the biggest mardraploop ever and my anus is bleeding
mardraploop by kevin October 15, 2004

cutie pants 

Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.
Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.
cutie pants by Kevin October 5, 2004

jar of flies 

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.
How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.
jar of flies by Kevin September 25, 2004

strong safety 

the kunal khandekar from FOLSOM
strong safety by kevin September 23, 2004
means very or really
this word started in Boston Mass, and made its way throughout new england, i said it a lot, and i recently moved to florida and got made fun of...a wicked lot
-That girl was wicked hot
-That test was wicked hard
-Adam is wicked gay
-I have a wicked big penis
-That pizza was wicked awesome
-That game was wicked cool
-The Red Sox are wicked good
-The Patriots are wicked good

NOT "OH MAN THAT WAS WICKED", THAT WAS IN SOME OF THE DEFINITONS, BUT THAT ISNT HOW IT IS USED. yOU HAVE TO HAVE AN ADJECTIVE AFTER IT LIKE "OH MAN THAT WAS WICKED FUN."
wicked by Kevin September 19, 2004