Kevin's definitions

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

queerbo

a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay.

Jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

dib

Like crap or shit

Guy- Oh dib that guy just got shot
Girl- Oh shit.

by Kevin February 11, 2004

Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit

After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it

by Kevin May 1, 2006

sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

by Kevin February 16, 2005

basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

by Kevin July 26, 2004