Kevin's definitions

garfie

Slang for shredded beef jerky.

Trisha went to the store and bought garfie and a grape soda.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

hershey mark

1. When you don't wipe your ass good and a brown mark of shit is left on your underwear like melted hershey chocolate.

2. Also known as a skid mark.

Donovan didn't wipe his ass good and later found a hershey mark on his Batman underwear.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.

Gordo has a bad haircut.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.

Dang you know who the prettiest girl in the world is one word....GUTAB.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004