Josh's definitions

Jomamma

Basically it means "your mom" when the word Jomamma is said alone the reader must use his immagination as to what it means. it could mean your mom is fat or your mom is ugly.

Player 1: Your so gay
Player 2: Jomamma's gay <_<

by Josh November 12, 2004

Heretic

Is the most badass mutha fucka from Hell!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Here tic is teh Masta!

by Josh November 9, 2004

lez

Two females that are are atracted to eack other.

O dani rub my cold perky nipples.

by josh November 28, 2003

Philadelphia

The city with the greatest football team ever. The Philadelphia Eagles

The Philadelphia Eagles are going to win win Super Bowl XXXIX

by Josh January 22, 2004

doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.

I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.

by Josh January 11, 2004

ball slappage

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise

This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway

by Josh May 13, 2005