Josh's definitions

poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

biscuits

Biscuits; v: To have a propensity of ab-flab, commonly exacerbated by overly tight jeans and a shirt showing too much midriff. The rolls at the waistline resemble a gooey profusion of dough from a tube of Pilsbury biscuits prior to baking.

Even an admiral would be unable to bring that into port. She's mad biscuits!

by Josh May 7, 2005

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

world's best rappers list

1.Eminem
2.B.I.G.
3.tupac
4.Dre
Obie Is aight, But i donno where to put him on here. Tell Him Bizare, from D-12 Is Here.

Fuck Ja, Fuck fags!

by Josh June 7, 2004

double plug

double plugging is in the act of penetrating a woman in either her anus or vagina, you take either your finger, dildo or anything you can find and plug the other orifice.

another definition is when two men engage in sex with a woman at the same time. One man inserts his penis in her anus while the other man inserts his in her vagina.

Last night while I was hammering Katie I put my finger in her ass and double plugged her.

Last night while I was walking in the park I saw these two guys double plugging this girl.

by JOSH April 5, 2005

leggy

A person who is clinically obese and grows mold underneath his armpits because he is so fat. FAT FAT FAT. lose some weight FATTY.

someone who is very fat and needs to go on a diet unless they are happy with being fat.

by Josh January 10, 2005

scene band

a band that has like five words in its name and sings about everything(but mostly they sing "emo")

"drowning in a river of my own blood sweat and tears"(not a real scene band)

by josh April 29, 2005