Josh's definitions

cheer

To rally for. Though, cheering takes about 2 brain molecules to do.

"Dude, did you see that girl cheer?", "She cheered?"

by Josh January 30, 2004

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

sheeple

people who add line after line of definitons like morons.

Baaaaaaaaa!!!! Your all sheeple!!!!

by josh July 20, 2004

nippleoma

Is a strange disease that turns white chicks nipples black, similar to melonoma where your skin turns black.

Matt saw brianna's nippleoma, it was weird.

by josh March 6, 2005

Trumping

When an individual with a limited supply of money drinks too much and begins to believe that he/she is Donald Trump. This results in often spending all the money they have or blowing through their savings account without realizing the consequences until sobriety.

"Josh went trumping in Chicago last weekend which is why his debit card was invalid at Hooters. How embarrassing!"

by Josh February 28, 2009

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 3, 2004