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gerp

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp
by Josh May 11, 2003
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Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.
My friend is a total shlubb.
by Josh July 15, 2003
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shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.
where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.
by Josh February 8, 2005
mugGet the shitty mummymug.

Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.
"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."
by Josh November 7, 2004
mugGet the Sitkamug.

geek

A nerd, but without the intelligence of said nerd.
Jimmy with the t1 is a nerd, but Bob over there tripping over his shadow is a geek
by Josh January 10, 2007
mugGet the geekmug.

dadonkadonk

It's the junk in your trunk man. It's what you put your mug on and saddle up and ride. It's an ass. You guys are dumbasses, it isn't dadonkadonk, it is badonkadonk.
Yo man, her badonkadonk is fuckin' nice man, I just wanna ram her!
by Josh March 22, 2004
mugGet the dadonkadonkmug.

WBRZ

Local ABC station in Baton Rouge, LA. It is on channel 2. Its HDTV station is on 13.
by Josh November 20, 2004
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