strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

by Jon April 04, 2005

sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

nirmal

A purple female cat from the cartoon show Garfield.

"Hey Odie, have you seen Nirmal, she's such a bitch"

by Jon April 11, 2005

GPC

Gangsta Pimpin' Collision. Tearin' up the mean streets of Kirkland, Washington

GPC for life, nigga'!

by Jon April 21, 2005

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon February 17, 2005

Urbandictionary Junkie

a) One who reads Urbandictionary.com altogether too often b) Some loser who feels the need to insult people or vent their anger on Urbandictionary.com

Go outside, you urbandictionary junkie! Your skin is looking quite pale. See also loser

by Jon January 16, 2004