Jon's definitions

mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

by Jon March 25, 2005

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."

AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>

by Jon July 14, 2005

the beatles

The only band that could bring you both Tomorrow Never Knows and Octopus's Garden, Helter Skelter and Please Please Me, Day Tripper and I Want to Hold Your Hand.

You can rock out to Paperback Writer and sing along with Yellow Submarine.

You don't have to like The Beatles, but if you think they're not a good group, then you must have issues.

Please please me like I please you.

He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float down stream.

I'm back in the USSR!

Come together, right now, over me.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you make.

by Jon March 17, 2005

math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.

mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.

by jon May 1, 2004

rog0r

A rog0r is a word used to descibe an act of homosexuality.

Oh my goh Bruce was caught rog0ring Lance.

by Jon October 10, 2003

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003