John's definitions

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

goldabar

A wannabee heisher, who strives (ultimately in vain) to be funny and cool.

"lol, you wish you could be as cool as heisher!"

by John April 19, 2005

Kwasi Emfumi

a dumb nigger, just like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Kwasi Emfumi is a stupid nigger.

by John December 3, 2003

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

gooberxxxzzz

a god like being. praised by all as the supreme being. better than everyone else. ultimate destroyer of people.

gooberxxxzzz destroyed that wtran and jrichmond over there with pure power. OMFG

by john May 6, 2005

Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

by John January 22, 2005