John's definitions

pedro

1. Mindless small talk that occurs when one person asks a series of questions to another person who's only desire is to leave the conversation.

1. n. I caught a serious pedro at work last night when I was trying to leave.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.

by john October 1, 2004

fk

F.K. means to french kiss someone

i got to fk that hot chick!

by John December 19, 2004

electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

by john December 6, 2003

Twat

clint;pussy;cunt/ vagina

I busted on the twat

by john January 6, 2007

Gigger

a gay wigger

"Man, you are a difinite gigger."

by john October 6, 2003

weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

by John May 3, 2004

eastchester

Guido City

Eastchester is the Bensonhurst of the suburbs

by John December 3, 2003