John's definitions

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

crackah

A white person.

Yo, Whitey McWhite-White is such a crackah!

by John April 23, 2003

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005

39isms

any words or anything in general having to do with the hardcore/death metal band Phaetasm (www.phaetasm.com)

one phaetasm of something is the amount of 39 of anything, 39 apples is 1 phaetasm of apples

by John January 27, 2004

WhiteFang-

WhiteFang, also known as 'AJ'. An Orphan who is a specialised hacker and a Operates mIRC for a living.

-'A ferocious demon who hacks for the hell of it'

by John January 3, 2005