Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 15, 2005

Ave D

It is a street in Fort Pierce FL. Its in the Ghetto, its off the chain chain.

Hey homie lets go and chill on Ave D all night.

by jesus November 16, 2003

walk of fame

In the morning, after a guy fucks a hot bitch, he walks home feeling proud of his accomplishment.

"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.

by Jesus August 05, 2003

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 28, 2003

puzzlement

A highlyintelligent word, created by the Laserman, the coolest kid ever.

"Life is a puzzlement"

by Jesus February 22, 2004