Jesus's definitions

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 2, 2004

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 8, 2004

the governments of the world

see -----> Satanists.....

Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

by Jesus March 13, 2005

the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.

Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment

by jesus April 25, 2004

hawt

In the late 1940's and early 1950's "hawt" was an acronym for "having a wonderful time." It was eventually stolen by scenester fucks to mean,"sexy" or "attractive" because of the downfall of american youth.

How are you doing today?
I'm HAWT, darling, thank you.

by JESUS March 14, 2004