Jay 's definitions

stunned wombat

a stunned wombat is the look in ur mans eyes (note: the look a wombat gives in headlights just before it gets run over)after uve taken two bricks and squashed his testicles after he gave u an angry dragon

that bastard gave me an angry dragon so i stunned wombatted his filthy ass yo!!

by jay December 22, 2004

spota

African american driver looking for his insurance, and the trials and tribulations associated with it.

I spota have my insawance, but I don't know wut happen to it.

by jay February 9, 2004

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

widnes

Home to the Widnes Vikings

First team to beat Warrington Wolves at their new ground and that will go down in history

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it wire scum

by Jay June 10, 2004

Tobogan

when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs

Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night

by Jay February 2, 2004

sweded

When one has blitz a bulldog or smiley down there trees then they may feel sweded.

Look at rich, he's had 10 sweders and is gurning to fuck.

by JaY January 23, 2003

Crip side

the side that is used by gangsters

Left side is for gangsters

by Jay December 20, 2004