Jay 's definitions

dominate

When a Woman controls a man. A Woman who wants to dominate will find it much easier and more pleasant if She adds paddling and humiliation. Domination usually requires that the Woman humiliate the man to some degree.

I totally dominate my husband/boyfriend!

by Jay April 23, 2005

april fools

the perfect time for urban dictionary.com to go rural

I went to urbandictionary.com on April 1st and at first I thought they'd decided to go rural. (seriously) Then I remembered the date...

by Jay April 2, 2004

hilation

the highlighted section of a document. usually refers to as all the anoying facts a teacher or boss has required one to look through and remember.

there were almost 2 pages of just highlations in this paper!

by jay July 23, 2004

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

Bald Beef Socket

the main appendage that would be found hanging between the males legs.

Yo Doggs.....did you make her deepthrote your Bald Beef Socket.

by Jay November 27, 2003

heaty

To be very obvious when doing something illegal or something not done everyday.

"Shit meng,this guy was so HEATY last night,he was just asking for one time."

"Dont slang that dope around 41st and terminal street.Lots of pigs.Too heaty."

by jay January 14, 2004

cradle of filth

one of the greates bands of all time, and probably very underestimated.even through many changes in the band line they still prove to be one of the best.Why? Dani Filth. He is the adhesive that makes it work, probably one of the most dedicated musicians today. he struggled to make that band work and they do deserve notorioty in and out of thier genre.

you want to succeed, work like Dani and Cradle of Filth

by jay October 7, 2003