Jasmine's definitions

twink

Annoying little fangirl person who deserves to be shot. Usually no older than 12, her vocabulary consists of the words "hot" "lyk" and "kewl"

These annoying little cretins usually adore Orlando Bloom.

"lyk omg orli is so kewl n hot"
"Argh, a twink!"

"Did you see that Twink on here earlier?"
"Yeah...she wouldn't shut up about Legolas."
"Retards"

by Jasmine November 28, 2004

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

unsweetened

something or someone thats not sweet.
anything that sucks. this has nothing to do with food.

when your boss asks you to work on saturday-thats unsweetened!
when somebody says something that you dont like, that comment would be unsweetened.

by jasmine July 23, 2004

My Boo's All That

Black slang for my girl or boyfriend is all that.

Girl,my boo is all that.

by jasmine November 6, 2004

confuzzled

being confused

Jasminions words confuzzled me.

by Jasmine July 27, 2003

rat's ass

Another way of saying how much you dont care...

I can give a rats ass what u eat!

by Jasmine August 5, 2004

volney

a radical mofo who fights for truth and justice.

Where is Volney and his forces of RIGHT when you ned him?

by jasmine May 31, 2003