social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
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Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.
For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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arrow'd

To remove something entirely from the game.
I'd block the tog if my dryad wasn't arrow'd.
by jake August 29, 2007
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ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying
avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"
by jAkE August 08, 2005
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christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.
"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"
by Jake February 17, 2005
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Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.
Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.
by Jake June 25, 2004
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fedi

I gotcha fedi my nig!
by Jake November 23, 2003
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