Jake's definitions

ter

marijuana; cannabis sativa; derived from the language Jag

"Let's go smoke some ter."

by Jake January 6, 2005

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 1, 2004

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

cut

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

by Jake March 24, 2004

lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

by Jake February 27, 2004

White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."

by Jake November 3, 2004

garbizzle

A word defining garbage, or a shitty situation.

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"

by Jake May 6, 2005