Definitions by Jake

flat as a board 

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

flat as a board by Jake March 6, 2004

Work Bench 

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

Work Bench by Jake March 6, 2004

Fat chicks

a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.

See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.

We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.

Fat chicks by Jake March 6, 2004

flat as a board 

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

flat as a board by Jake March 6, 2004

nail 

verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially

1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.

nail by Jake March 6, 2004

saran wrap 

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

saran wrap by Jake March 6, 2004

O Ring

a round seal, often made of neoprene or some other compressible "rubber-like" compound, that is an industrial part.Looks like the part of a condom that unrolls before you actually unroll it. Can be used as a cock ringif you get the right size

"My buddy's a mechanic, I went thru his box of assorted O rings and found the size I can use as a cock ring. Nancii's gonna beg for mercy tonite !"

O Ring by Jake March 6, 2004