Jake's definitions

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 7, 2004

togusther

The theoretical spelling of together thats puts the 'us' in together.

I'm so glad we can spend the rest of our lives togusther.

by jake February 15, 2005

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"

Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.

by Jake February 3, 2004

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.

"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"

by jake September 16, 2004

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

by Jake March 24, 2004

what now

What you say when you just proved someone wrong.

"Griffey sucks." "Griffey rocks." *Griffey hits homer* "What now bitch?!"

by Jake March 5, 2005

fab 5

The amazing group of michagan wolverine basketball players such as;

juwan howard, chris webber, jalen rose,

the fab 5's best player is chris webber (healthy :-)

by jake March 30, 2004