Jack's definitions

Chass

A clever shortening of the phrase: "Bitch Ass" combining the "ch" in "Bitch" and using the entire word "ass"

Damn that guy is a chass

by Jack June 1, 2004

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

by Jack January 17, 2005

KOMPRESSOR

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.

The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.

by Jack February 26, 2005

jesuszilla

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

by Jack September 20, 2004

dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

by Jack December 30, 2004