Jack's definitions

lesbian seagull

A female seagull that is sexually attracted to other female seagulls.

Come fly with me, lesbian seagull

by Jack August 3, 2004

onice

Strange slang meaning too good to be eaten.

RTFM, its not an acronym, its the LAW! says:
noes, you're too onice to eat baby

by Jack August 14, 2004

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

yhl

A LEAGUE WERE 2 Legends Played And Killed Every1 In Scoring. A Hockey League That Produced 2 Of the best players since lemiux and gretzky. Peter G and James MC

U saw That 16 Point Nite from Both James and PEter G??
Yea dAt was SIKK!!
They Gon B In da NHL FO SHO!

by Jack January 14, 2004

sexmachine

seX4 m4ch1n3

yes Vuong is so hot and cool and Leo sux and Henry kills little girls

by jack September 8, 2003