Lola

An exceptionally attractive foreign female.
Damn, look at that Lola, homie. She fine.
by Jack June 17, 2003
mugGet the Lolamug.

Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.
Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.
by Jack October 07, 2004
mugGet the Canadamug.

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey
Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff
by jack September 29, 2004
mugGet the fuckoffmug.

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.
I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.
by Jack March 31, 2005
mugGet the banana split fruit bowlmug.

soupeh

Oh my, wat a soupeh
by Jack August 26, 2003
mugGet the soupehmug.

mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self
by jack January 01, 2005
mugGet the mis.mikamug.

megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.
Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.
by Jack September 19, 2003
mugGet the megadethmug.