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whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
by Jack August 5, 2006
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Bradner

one who tries with all their known human capacitites to be funny and fails miserably.
Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"

Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!
by jack October 19, 2004
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Blue Moon

A country in the Southern part of Wars World.Home to famous COs like Olaf and Grit.
Blue Moon is being invaded!
by Jack January 17, 2004
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bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor
"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"
by jack February 9, 2004
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paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
by Jack September 12, 2005
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Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
by Jack February 12, 2005
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