Jack's definitions
The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
by Jack August 5, 2006
Get the whale watchingmug. by jack September 4, 2004
Get the field hockey playermug. Man that stupid bradner thinks he's sooo funny with his "gin and juice" and "crackalackin"
Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!
Gosh that kids not even funny, he's such a Bradner!!
by jack October 19, 2004
Get the Bradnermug. by Jack January 17, 2004
Get the Blue Moonmug. 1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.
2. bullshit or shit
Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor
2. bullshit or shit
Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor
"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"
"Bolshevik!"
by jack February 9, 2004
Get the bolshevikmug. A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.
Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.
"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"
"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."
by Jack September 12, 2005
Get the paper launchmug. by Jack February 12, 2005
Get the Long distance errormug.