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lamoid

Ahmed, you are a lamoid.
by Jack July 15, 2004
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c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100
1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.
by Jack July 9, 2004
mugGet the c-notemug.

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.
Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.
by Jack September 11, 2004
mugGet the That Failsmug.

dooooooooo

the sound of a fart that is semi moist and go on for a long time
when you fart it makes this sound eg doooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by JAck April 23, 2004
mugGet the dooooooooomug.

so-titties

Very thin woman, with very large brests.
Check it out dude, she is so-titties.
by jack July 27, 2003
mugGet the so-tittiesmug.

pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.
by jack August 7, 2004
mugGet the pink saussage walletmug.

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.
Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.
by Jack June 30, 2003
mugGet the wrenmug.

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