Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.

Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.

by Jack October 07, 2004

Knerys

A Colorado girl who loves to spend time dancing, putting posters of Orlando up on her wall, and swimming.

Knerys came by my house today, she killed my cousin and stole our beer.

by Jack January 02, 2004

banana split fruit bowl

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

by Jack March 31, 2005

mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

by jack January 01, 2005

soupeh

"uber leet" or "master of pwnage"

Oh my, wat a soupeh

by Jack August 26, 2003

philsquid

a homosexual schoolkid who is the passive partener in a relationship (the bitch)

kevin is such a philsquid

by jack February 27, 2004

eek

Used when scared, introuble,impatient, angry or ust generally distressed
('eek' Is suposed to sound like a mouses cry)

1. EEEK!!! that guy has a gun!!

2. 'Are you gunna dump her?'
- 'eek, i realy dunno yet'

3. 'YOUR GROUNDED!!!'
Ect.
'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek'

by jack December 30, 2003