Jack's definitions

sarcdar

sarcasm radar, referring to how well people can dectect sarcasm in text

My sarcdar isn't working to well, i thought you meant that literally

by Jack February 11, 2004

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.

Damn that newt is fast.

by Jack May 8, 2003

philsquid

a homosexual schoolkid who is the passive partener in a relationship (the bitch)

kevin is such a philsquid

by jack February 27, 2004

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.

Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.

by Jack September 19, 2003

Irvin

1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.

2. Doing something, very, very dumb

1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!

2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin

by JACK January 24, 2005