Ru Show

to ruin someone by making fun of them
He Just ru showed your ass!
by Jack April 29, 2003
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Penn Tech

penn college,pennsylvania college of technology
A smaller school in a shitty town(Williamsport). Good education. Until the LCB kicked in it was rated the biggest binge drinking school on the east coast. If you go to Penn Tech alcohol is the only way to cure your boredom. So they drink, and these kids can drink. No pussy Penn State drinking either. We're talking real backwoods, puke and rally type drinking here. Other than that there isn't really much to say about Penn Tech. You'd know this if you ever visited. (P.S. Watch out for those white t-shirts)
Penn State - "We'll get kegs"
Penn Tech - "We'll get grain"
by Jack March 21, 2005
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flappin the crap hamper

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.
by jack February 08, 2003
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wii

Nintendo's new name for their latest videogame console, formerly known as the Revolution.
Nintendo's coming out with a new videogame console? Wii!
by Jack April 30, 2006
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cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs
yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick
by jack March 10, 2003
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bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 01, 2005
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bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.
For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog
by jack February 28, 2005
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