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ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.
Yo, ESPN rocks!
by jack May 13, 2003
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Skrunket

Skrunket - a word either describing a sound or style of music, particularly garage bands, or the area on the male body between the sphincter and the scrotum.
musical: The Black Keys, The Nazz, early Kinks, early White Stripes. Bands that use distortion on most channels without being labelled punk. a dying breed.
anatomy: "Darren waxed his Skrunket"
by Jack January 12, 2005
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City honors School

City Honors is a public school in Buffalo, New York. this is where all the best and brightest students come to hang out and go to "school". not really though. because at city honors i cannot remember the last time i did not do homework and recieved any kind of conciquence. We basically do not try and our teachers are not nearly as smart as we are so we just chill out all day then go to killer good colleges and get ranked number 4 public school in the nation.
City honors school kid: i have a future and will go to harvard because i am that sweet at life
Every other school ever kid: awwwwwww man you are really cool
by Jack August 30, 2008
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that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.
Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.
by Jack April 11, 2005
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Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)
I gave your mom a poon smack last night.
by Jack March 6, 2004
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dode whack

He was being a douch bag, so I dode whacked him
by Jack December 6, 2004
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gruelsome

of or relating to grueling
Boy is that gruelsome
by Jack May 13, 2005
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