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shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.
My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.
by JK March 15, 2003
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rudeboy

A youth destined for macdonalds or prison. Usually associates with chavs and other ruders. In gangs rudes hunt down vulnerable white individuals and stop them with phrases like "eh blud, you blaze?" hoping to see put their number, as they 'deal' on your phone. If you are stopped by rudeboys you are almost certainly going to be searched. These poor beggars are so desperate they'll even grab the back pockets of your jeans and have a good feel of your buttocks if you're lucky. Usually, these kids stay out all night and sleep on their beaten down matresses in their council homes during the day. Rudes generally don't do any drugs and their mums only let them have an alcopop at a party every now and then.
a rudeboy was walking down the road with his 'clik' when a white boy all alone walked towards them. He was seen and chased and then robbed.
by JK November 4, 2004
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Minoru Mineta

A "My Hero Academia" Character
The most precious thing in the multiverse, savior of Tape Men from all over the globe, destroyer of Midnight thots, and the Booty Collector. Has the ability to throw sticky balls that are indestructible, and unremovable by anyone except himself, making it an overpowered ability considering if he puts one on your nose and one on your mouth you're fucked.

(Theorized to be the second coming of Jesus Christ, considering how good he is, but is hated and constantly assaulted by Society)
Jehovah's Witness: Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Me: Yeah, His name's Minoru Mineta and he's a character in some "My Hero Academia" show.
by JK March 15, 2020
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bank holiday

Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).

2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.

3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
by JK May 28, 2005
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stop, fair go

use it when someone annoys you or bags you-use a very serious face. when you say stop put your hand out like a stop sign & on fair go make a gun out of your hand. easy!
dude, you really suck!!

stop, fair go

well you do

stop stop stop!
by jk October 28, 2004
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4x4

TRUE 4x4 has "POSI" traction LOCKERS on the FRONT AND REAR difs. IF not, its not "TRUE" 4x4. Get stuck if you don't believe me, only 1 tire up front and in back will spin!!
My hott 1971 K/5 BLAZER (full convertible that is)
by jk June 10, 2004
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belgut

Someone french with an italian girlfriend who likes sex, art, weed and communist culture of south american countries.
Has KJ's and other cool people as friends over internet communication devices (icq).
Remi Godin (NO THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME)
by JK February 9, 2004
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