Definitions by JAy

slap nuts

when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.

all this running is giving me slap nuts

slap nuts by Jay May 10, 2003

assface 

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

assface by Jay May 10, 2003

log 

a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.

i had the biggest log today

log by Jay May 10, 2003

300 pound club 

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

300 pound club by Jay May 10, 2003

crappers 

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

crappers by Jay May 10, 2003

pennis 

the cool way of saying penis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again

pennis by Jay May 10, 2003

coke slut 

an individual - most often a skanky woman - who engages in sexual acts in exchange for crack or powder cocaine

That fucking coke slut tried to steal my wallet, so I punched her in the nose.

coke slut by jay April 29, 2003