JAy's definitions

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

xl

a member of the fattoid species; and can be found on his garden city postal route slipping in mud patches. one who has a big gulp for every breakfast and a faggot son who can't read

God dammit! xl ate my donut!

by jay February 12, 2005

pops

short for tittypops ,

check out those pops

by jay June 25, 2004

tubelight

Someone who takes long time to understand a little thing

Jay tells a joke and Beboo understands after 1 hour.
Beboo is a tubelight!!

by Jay April 6, 2005

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

Dun

Short for Drunken United Nations.

"Yo, the DUN was down on the shore yesterday."
"Got DUN?"

by Jay May 19, 2003

Swangas

we swang glass 84's in that H-Town (Houston)

by jay May 14, 2003