west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.
Big Mellor's head is west
by JaY January 20, 2003
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines
1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.
by jay August 18, 2003
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snor

An acronym standing for salty nigger on rye. Used to describe someone who is of the dumbass nature.
Gerrard is such a snor
by Jay February 05, 2005
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rawson

Rawson is the man. Rawson is what keeps us going day after day after day. Rawson is an all round great guy!
by Jay June 10, 2003
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doeberry

that hoe had doeberries on her bush
by jay October 01, 2003
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elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.
Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.
by Jay November 26, 2004
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