Definitions by J

szichkaboom

when something sizzles, goes 'ich' and goes kaboom... a very indepth and complicated way of exploding whilst maintaining a smooth cooking texture and language control

szichkaboom
kid' yeah... its dead
J' peace out brutha

szichkaboom by J April 1, 2005

cuntitude 

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

cuntitude by J April 1, 2005

Yonkers 

a city so big the north and south are connected by a major highway. once a beautiful place now turned ghetto, both north and south. coyle pl, intervale pl, mclean ave, and caryle ave are all now hard. some of the north is still at its height, but it wont last very long, schools ARE laying off teachers and the board of ed is missing 600k. As someone once sed, take out staten island and make yonkers the 5th bourough of nyc, seeing as how it's about 10 minutes to manhattan (no traffic). Its still hot to hang out there because it is so commercialized.

My home... look at it now.

Yonkers by j April 1, 2005

zaffo 

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

zaffo by J April 1, 2005

pizziola 

come on guys, every1 knows pizziola, you graba a pizza, mush it up, grab some ravioly, mush it all together, and eat it ! wala PIZZIOLA

kid' oiii man this... he... weeeeeeed.. he eh eheee
j' kid, u look like you need some...

PIZZOOOOLAAAAAAAAAA

pizziola' yes, i am here my son
kid' AAHH ITS A FUCKING BEHEMOTH ! !
j' quick somebody kill it ! !

pizziola by J April 1, 2005

fukwit 

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)

judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm

fukwit by J April 1, 2005

scake 

sick, creamy, anonymous, krusty, enenomy...

yer that fungitudinal mossitious shit that grows on ur eyelids, thats the one... yer...

j' scake
kid' yer man... scake
j' am i making shit up again
kid' u make shit up all the time
j' too true hombraro too true

scake by J April 1, 2005