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fukwit

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)
judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm
by J April 1, 2005
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sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.
That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.
by J April 28, 2003
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pathump

like when u slap two pieces of meat together
butcher' and the meat on the bus goes...
J' u get the idea
by J April 1, 2005
mugGet the pathumpmug.

SooN

Probably the leetest fucking CS player of all time.
by j June 29, 2003
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funkydoodle

like yanky doodle but funkier
wow thats funkydoodle
by J February 4, 2004
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passive

someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.
a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.
j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet
by J April 3, 2005
mugGet the passivemug.

Rawlings

Guy John smitshon can throw a knucklball like no other...
Johhnny rawlings just threw a knuckle!
by J April 7, 2005
mugGet the Rawlingsmug.

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