Eric's definitions

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005

renotS

The reverse of Stoner
renotS=Stoner

Mom= What are you doing with that pipe
Kid= Its Part of my religion im a renotS

by Eric December 7, 2003

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

band wagon

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

by Eric October 9, 2003

hungus

A "ball-hog". See kayne.

Simon is such a hungus. We never get the ball.

by Eric May 6, 2004

kmac

the second biggest wordfaphat/word in existence.

you stupid kmac

by eric February 20, 2003