Emma's definitions

Brookline

Stoner 1: Brookline: a town full of stoners with reading dissabilities who cant spell and love sublime
Stoner 2: dude i'm a really good reader
Stoner 1: but can you spell?
Stoner 2: ...no
Stoner 1: well, there ya go

"I smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright..." - sublime

by Emma December 31, 2004

johnny depp

extremely Gorgouse, one of the best actors on the face of the earth. Everyone should see Sleepy Hollow, Blow, Ed Wood, Gilbert Grape, Pirates, Chocolate, and ofcourse Edward Scisor hands ect. ect. Absoltuly fabulous in everyway

Girl: Did you see that hot guy over there?
Person 2: Almost as bangable as Johnny depp; the hotest man alive

by Emma January 18, 2004

Oy Humbug

An expression used during the holiday times, especially Chrismukkah, made popular by Seth Cohen on "The O.C." Combination of oy vey and bah humbug

Oy Humbug! I still have a lot of Chrismukkah shopping to do!

by Emma December 7, 2003

stoneover

the morning after affect you get after smoking marijuana. like a hangover only with pot instead of alchohol.

man.. my head's pounding.. i have a killer stoneover

by emma October 28, 2003

Manheim

A quiet, wigger-infested town of about 5000 in Lancaster County. Where the most interesting event is the farmshow.

Not Manheim Township, I'm talking about the orginal Manheim. Home of the all-powerful budget-consuming Baron football team.

Kid 1: Yo D00Dz letz go 2 da Oasis n smoke up!
Kid 2: Naw man, dat place iz lyke full of hookerz.
Kid 3: W0rd Z?

Person 1: Hey, want 2 go 2 Eric's prty? It's gonna b crzy!!!
Person 2: D00d, da Farmshow's dis week.

Kid 1: Lyke, where d0 u live?
Kid 2: In da ghetto of Charlotte Street, dawg.

Kid 1: Hey, want to go to the golf game on Saturday?
Kid 2: Screw dat, Baron's go 2 states on Saturday, dawg.

by Emma January 6, 2005

townie

a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.

i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.

by Emma April 27, 2004

tubby

bryan a fat person that hates to be called tubby

also a white person who is poor

stop denieing ur fat tubby its ok we still love you

tubby even if you had money i wouldnt go out with you lol

by emma October 20, 2004