Emma's definitions

tubby

bryan a fat person that hates to be called tubby

also a white person who is poor

stop denieing ur fat tubby its ok we still love you

tubby even if you had money i wouldnt go out with you lol

by emma October 20, 2004

townie

a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.

i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.

by Emma April 27, 2004

orligasm

Orgasmic, or near orgasmic, sensation caused by viewing films, photos, interviews or any other form of media related to or featuring the actor Orlando Bloom.

"I think I just had an Orligasm!"

by Emma February 21, 2005

dippity doo

What John Reuben is doin'.

"Reuben, what is he dippity doin'?"
(It's a song, and John Reu is rippity tarkin'! Look at tarkin' if you wanna find out what John Reu is.)

by Emma August 26, 2003

Park Avenue

A posh street, part of 'the avenues' in Hull, England. it is full of nice victorian large houses, mainly occupied by goths, moshers, and dope smoking hippies

me: wer'd ya live then?
sian: down park avenue. you know. off chants.

by Emma April 3, 2005

Meijer

A place to go when there is nothing better to do.

"I'm bored, let's go Meijer-ing"

by EMMA August 13, 2004

pikeys

Scum of the earth, SCUM SCUM SCUM

IRISH no respect for anyone not even them selfs, my little 5 year old cousins made a snow man 5 mins after the snow man was made four pikey men ages between 15 and 45 came into the park and drove up the hill and ran the snow man over, then started throwing snow balls at young children, they thought this was extremly funny. pikeys do something illegal at least every half hour of the day.

by Emma January 29, 2004