by Eli October 05, 2007
1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008
by Eli March 28, 2005
"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.
If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.
by Eli May 19, 2003
1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
by eli January 14, 2005
The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard
by Eli November 22, 2003
by Eli November 26, 2004