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laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".
hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.
by Eli October 5, 2007
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ptruth

"Ptruth" is a statement which could, logically, be true, but which the one who makes the statement has no idea whether it is actually true.
If I said that your brain is exactly the same size as your fist, and your dick is the same size as the distance between your thumb and forefinger stretched out, that would be the ptruth, because it could be true, but i have no idea whether it is.
by Eli May 19, 2003
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Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.
I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.
by Eli February 3, 2005
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cheerleading

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die
Cheerleading is really not a sport.
by Eli March 9, 2005
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Biznacho

Luke Hollis is a biznacho!
by eli March 25, 2004
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Smurfalicous

Adj:Cool awesome or sweet. a funny thing to say. How bOut we start a trend!
WOW THAT nose job is smurfalicous
by Eli November 26, 2004
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harajuku girl

Something that Gwen Stefani is referring to entirely too much nowadays. She is waaaay to hot to care about other girls.
I have heard 2 new songs and a commercial featuring Gwen Stefani and she has mentioned "Harajuku Girl" all 3 times
by Eli February 21, 2005
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