David's definitions

Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

by David November 8, 2003

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006

windsurfing

to masturbate and get great pleasure

man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night

by david September 20, 2004

BeeYong

The action of complete and utter domination of one party by another. Commonly used by BC to describe owning an opponent in online gaming.

Also can be used to desribe jubilation and happiness after an accomplishment

(After being stomped on in a game) "That kid just got Beeyonged!!!"

or

"Oh yea we won. BeeYong!!!"

by David December 20, 2003

shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.

Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.

by david October 28, 2003

piebootie

some MALE who instead of having a Penis has a huge crater of skin where it was supposed to be, possibly making it look like an undiscovered hole or cave of some sort.

josh at my school who cannot pass the 6th grade and he's now supposed to be in the 11th or 12th or something; no one's really counting.

by david August 14, 2004

Mother Fucker

A term used to insult someone who is annoying

goofydave is a mother fucker. he never listens when i tell him stuff

by David November 17, 2003