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blappy

A mysterious fat person in the world of Counterstrike. A very rare person who comes in to play Counterstrike, who is well known for going around, when on a rage, saying, "blappy blappy blappy blappy blappy", very fast and hilariously.
"I remember at Wired Inc when Blappy, real name Tits, called me a dirty jew one time. lol ^_^ sucks that Wired Inc closed..."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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po-town

City of Poughkeepsie but also used to for the Town of Poughkeepsie by use whiteys that wanna be tougher than we already are.
Mike: Man, you're on tough motherfucka...Where you from?

Dave: Po-Town, New York.

Mike: Oh... no shit, you're from Po-Town.
by Dave March 24, 2005
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DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum
wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron
by dave October 11, 2004
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finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.
"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
by Dave March 28, 2004
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pro-gun

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.
"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me
by Dave June 22, 2004
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judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!
He's a real Judanaut!
by Dave November 19, 2003
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boyband

A name for a type of band, usually composed of young faggy punks with annoying girly voices. Unfortunately it is because of these traits that women have massive orgasms after just laying their eyes on these lowlife jerk-offs.
For a while boybands have been thee target of all consumerism and have been listened to by all. But from what it seems, the era of boybands is over.

Nevertheless, we must all be prepared. We must all band together and be ready to destroy any premiering boybands that attempt to warp the minds of this generation and the younger, just as the previous ones have just a few years ago.

Girlbands are ok though. But are there any girlbands? Or are the "girlbands" really just the existent boybands? Does Dream count as a girlband? Not that I'm into Dream....btu I bought one of their DVD's (the This Is Me DVD) because I liked the cover when they were all cuddling one another....ahhhh, lesbians...^-^ ^-^ ^-^ LOL j/k This Is Me is a pretty good song. Kinda. I really prefer hard rock. But then again, I like all genres of music, even classical, save rage rap though; rage rap kinda scares me a little.
by Dave March 6, 2004
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