Dave's definitions

Molniya

Russian for "lightning", somewhat drived off of the name Mjollnir, which was Thor's hammer.

"It's hammer time! Molniya! *whips out Mjollnir*"
-Thor

by Dave September 9, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

SAA

Short for "Single Action Army", Colt's revolutionary revolver that won the Wild West.

"I love that Colt SAA."
"It's called a Single Action Army."
"Yeah I mentioned the initials."
"Oh. I wouldn't know; I don't abbreviate things 'cause I'm too cool to do so."

by Dave September 9, 2004

White House

*The building in Washington DC where the president of the United States resides and does his work. Although it's his house, he has no privacy.

*A term referring to a segregated house allowing only people of caucasion ethnicity.

Libby-Lib : "There will never be a black president because they called the White House since we're racist and all that shit man."

Me : "Oh shut up, you don't know nothin'."

Libby-Lib : "We're smarter than you Republican nazis!"

Me : "Nazis were national socialists, not conversative capitalists."

Libby-Lib : "There won't be a black president ever."

Me : "Not until Condoleeza Rice runs, my friend."

by Dave September 9, 2004

Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.

"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

USDoD

Short for "United States Department of Defense".

"Otherwise known as the Pentagon."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Ocelot

One of the major characters in Metal Gear Solid, who was in MGS and MGS2, and will make a grand appearance in MGS3, as a young GRU unit.
Ocelot's full name is recognized as "Revolver Ocelot", and given the first name of his codename he fancies revolvers.

"An ocelot never lets his prey escape."
-Ocelot, MGS3

by Dave September 9, 2004