Dave's definitions

Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.

"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me

by Dave September 8, 2004

Shaghad

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.

"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Tselinoyask

Supposedly spelt "Tselinoyarsk"; this is the location that will take place in the new Metal Gear Solid 3 game.

Tselinoya(r)sk is a mountainous, jungular region near the border of the Soviet Union.

by Dave September 9, 2004

Volgin

A big-as-fuck ruskie who happens to be one of the main villians in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He wears a Soviet trenchcoat, has scars all over his face, and wears a suit underneath the t-coat that apparently is electrical. He is also an ex-champion of boxing; this is proven when you see him beat the shit out of Snake in the E3 2004 trailer for MGS3.

"Welcome to my country....and to my unit."
-Volgin

by Dave September 9, 2004

T-coat

Short for "trenchcoat", a type of jacket with a long bottom that seems to drag on the ground, but only if you're not tall enough.

"T-Coats are not allowed to be worn in schools thanks to the Trenchcoat Mafia."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

balaclava

A type of facemask that usually covers up most of the face, save for the eyes. They come in all kinds of different brands and forms. Balaclavas are especially comfy during the winter, but don't walk into a store wearing one unless you want to be labeled as a terrorist.

"Not only do terrorists wear balaclavas, you prejudgmental fuckshit. Special-forces wear them as well! But no, no one will listen to me because they prefer to live in negativity, and fear."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

geist

Deutsche for "ghost".

"The haunted house is full of geists."
"Wha?"
"Ghosts I mean."
"Uh, riiiight."

by Dave September 9, 2004