Dave's definitions

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005

locster

a locster is a mexican gangster

look at those locster's in the el camino.

by dave May 13, 2005

trousers

A subtle substitute for words such as fuck, shit and other such expletives

You just broke your best tamborine- 'trousers'

by Dave March 20, 2005

D-block

The city of Danbury, Conn.
It is nick name used by college kids when refering to Danbury

Andrew: you coming home this week?
David:Oh I'm coming back to D-block baby!

by Dave May 13, 2005

malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.

e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"

by Dave March 21, 2005

shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head

Stop being a shitthead

by Dave March 21, 2005

Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )

Canada is not for sissys.

by dave May 13, 2005