Dave's definitions

Wamelve

a a wedgie except from the front and back {a wedgie and melvin combined}

Myles was crying after that monster wamelve.

by Dave June 7, 2003

shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.

"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

flask

A thin canteen able to be filled with alcohol.

"There were a lot of flasks with Hammer & Sickle emblems at the gun-show this Saturday. Too bad I'm 2 years shy of being able to drink. Plus if they saw the Hammer & Sickle I'd instantly be labeled a commie. Damn prejudice."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004

vadge

Means female sexual organ/hole :)

You can describe someone as being vadginous - meaning being like a cunt :D

by dave January 2, 2004

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

Burger King

Better than McDonald's

Burger King owns McDonald's face.

by Dave May 13, 2005

DB

Referring to someone as the "Designated Bitch"

Dude, you're such a DB.

by Dave October 29, 2004