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slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.
Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.
by Dave April 20, 2005
mugGet the slippery feathermug.

cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
by Dave July 17, 2005
mugGet the cookie dustermug.

conclusive

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.
Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"
by Dave February 11, 2004
mugGet the conclusivemug.

slice

*A black person (?).
*A popular term referring to cutting with a particular foreign object (like a sword, knife, claw, hell even a spoon)
*A slang term for a woman's vagina.
*A term referring to a fraction of a topping to a food, particularly pizza.
*A try, similar to "shot" or "stab".
*Another term to refer to the engagement of sexual intercourse.
"Why do they call black people slices all of a sudden?"

"If you piss me off I swear to God I'll slice your penis off like fucking Marilyn Manson!!!"

"C'mon, you know you wanna chomp away on that slice a'her's."

"This pizza has all kinds of toppings like slices of 'shrooms and pepperoni."

"I wanna have another slice at that guy. I never quit. I'll kill him this time..."

"So now you're all revved up....you're ready to slice'em, and all of a sudden...'can I go to the bathroom?'."
by Dave February 22, 2004
mugGet the slicemug.

fat-angst

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst
by dave March 22, 2005
mugGet the fat-angstmug.

Qweburlie

this word means nothing, but can be interjected into a sentence to confuse people or to see if they're really listening.
by Dave November 3, 2004
mugGet the Qweburliemug.

kangkay

a frustrated helper who kills her employer.
the kangkay went berserk
by dave December 30, 2003
mugGet the kangkaymug.

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