arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

by dave April 25, 2005

gator

Amy Elizabeth McCusker

suck'em down gator!!!!!!!

by Dave February 02, 2005

hemaboaphilliac

A person who had sex with flaming dead cows.

Adam is such a hemaboaphilliac.

by Dave March 31, 2005

kick ass

1)to harm, cause physical damage to;beat up
2) an interjection used in times of joy

1)im gonna kick your ass and i dont care if i go to jail!
2)SHE SAID YES!!!! KIICK ASSS!!!!

by Dave January 31, 2004

neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".

"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"

by Dave February 12, 2006

Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 06, 2005

prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.

"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."

by Dave March 20, 2004