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explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.
Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.
by Dave May 1, 2003
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south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.
The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.
by Dave April 24, 2003
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Shagohod

shah-goh-hohd

After a long time, the name for the new Metal Gear unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater is confirmed. Shagohod is its name, once and for all.

Shagohod is a massive, somewhat-bipedal tank, capable of operating on any land on the planet. The crown jewel of the Shagohod, however, is its nuclear capabilities; it is equipped with a massive turret designed to launch an SS-20 Saber-Class nuclear missile. Other than its nuclear capability, the Shagohod is the missing link between infantry and artillery, and given MGS3's setting, the Shagohod's deployment ultimately means the end of the Cold War, the end of nuclear deterrence, and thus, World War III.
"Metal Gear Rex will always be my favorite, but the Shagohod looks so cool nonetheless. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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go down on

To go down on a woman is to start her off with nice, long, passionate kisses on the lips, and then down to her neck, and then down to her breasts where you have your pleasure with them, and then you kiss your way across her tummy, and finally, you have ultimate pleasure with orally pleasing her pussy.
by Dave October 24, 2004
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bitching weather

A term I use to refer to horrible weather conditions.

WINTER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably cold weather, complete with horrific winds and mass amounts of snow blowing everywhere.

SUMMER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably hot weather, weather so hot that you could die just being out there.
"The weather here in Minnesota is very hypocritical. Other than that, summers here are rife with bitching weather. Makes me want to stay in. -.- "
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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hookt on fonix

"hookt on fonix werkt for me ^_^ "
by Dave March 31, 2004
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Silent Hill 4 : The Room

Released on September 7th, 2004. It is the current title of the Silent Hill series. It uses a new control system, and the setting is out of Silent Hill, but still somehow related.
by Dave September 17, 2004
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